This is the e-fit image the police have released for the mysterious 'Opie Man' that has been sited on rooftops, hovering over the city and cleaning up the police's f**k ups.
One eye witness, that cannot be named for confidentiality reasons said 'I saw him standing on my balcony, his eyes were all black, his bird like hands were clinging onto the sides of my house. He then turned to me, let out a huge squeak before rapidly flying off into the night with his giant black feathered wings'.
The police did investigate into the accusations and eventually found the culprit, who was the neighbours pet bird. In size comparison, the bird was around 30 times smaller than what the women described, but she then admitted to 'scoffing' a whole lunchbox worth of magic mushrooms.
So who is this man/bird? who knows.
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